What is Your Elf Name?

Your Elf Name Is: Stubby Sugar Butt

Son of a nutcracker!

What's Your Elf Name?

The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings

Um...WTF? Stubby Sugar Butt? That is...odd...

What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

You Are a Christmas Sweater!

Over the top, colorful, and totally flashy. You're not afraid to be a little tacky.

What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!

A Christmas sweater? Not too shabby. Okay, sometimes I am a little tacky, I guess. So I guess it's right.

What Christmas Song Are You?

Your Christmas Song Is "The Chanukah Song"

O.J. Simpson Still not a jew But guess who is, The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo You're wacky, offbeat, and irreverent And you may not celebrate Christmas at all

What Christmas Carol Are You?

Blogthings: Quizzes and Tests and Memes, Oh My!

.....Just....what??

What Flavor Martini Are You?

You Are A Blueberry Martini

You are a restless drunk. You like to change drinks and venues often. You are usually the first of your friends to find a cool new dive bar or cocktail. You should never: Drink mystery drinks strangers hand you. Unless you want to wind up in foreign country. Your ideal party: Is mobile, hopping from place to place. Your drinking soulmates: Those with an Orange Martini personality. Your drinking rivals: Those with a Chocolate Martini personality.

What Flavor Martini Are You?

Blogthings: Our Quizzes Weren't Written By Bored 12 Year Olds

I don't drink so this...was kind of a pointless quiz. I like finding places, but I wouldn't drink if I actually went there. And I'd never drink a mystery drink.

What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?

Your Christmas is Most Like: Home Alone

At Christmas, you usually feel like you're going it alone. But you always have a crazy adventure!

What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?

Blogthings: We Have a Quiz for Almost Everything

I wouldn't say that I am alone during the holidays. Of the movies listed as possible answers, though, it is my favorite.

What's Your Adult Film Star Name?

Your Adult Film Star Name Is: Honey Caves

Bow-chicka-bow-bow!

What's Your Adult Film Star Name?

Blogthings: If Quizzes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Take Quizzes

....Honey. Caves. Tacky as hell, but good for a porn star, I guess...

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

You Were a Giraffe

You are a high achiever - able to reach things others can't. A great communicator, you are good at getting past superficialities.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!

HA! I'm a giraffe! We jokingly call my boyfriend a giraffe, so this is kind of funny. I'm not necessarily a high achiever, but I do have big dreams. I'm not a great communicator. Well... I second think everything I do or say. Sooooooo... yeah.

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

You Are Rudolph

Sweet and shy, you tend to be happiest when you're making someone else happy. Why You're Naughty: You sometimes stick that nose where it doesn't belong Why You're Nice: Christmas would be a sad affair without you!

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

Blogthings: Our Quizzes Weren't Written By Bored 12 Year Olds

Whoo! I'm Rudolph! I try to be sweet and I can be kind of shy... I'm not really a people person. I do try to make everyone happy. That's why I'm walked all over at work. I do sometimes stick my nose where it doesn't belong, but I'm trying to get better at minding my own business.

Dating Purity Test

Your Dating Purity Score: 89%

You are an innocent dater. You're either lacking in dating experience or only have had long term relationships. Either way, there's still plenty of fish in the sea out there for you to sample!

Dating Purity Test

Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones

Seems about right. I've only had one long term relationship that I'm in now, and I don't need to sample any other fish. I am quite content.

What Temperment Are You?

You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament

Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace. You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions. You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected. It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional. You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others. While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well. At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything. You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams. You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment.

What Temperament Are You?

Blogthings: We're Not Shrinks, But We Play Them On the Internet

Phlematic? That sounds...gross? I'm not very consistent in emotions at all. My emotions fluxate easily. If you are being mean spirited I can get offended easily. If it's all in good fun I can take a joke. I try not to be too demanding of my relationships. I'm also not entirely cool and collected. I'm a bit "OMG GOTTA FIX NOW". Yep, I can be lazy and unwilling to work, but I think everyone has days like that. I don't think I'm too dependent on others. Work-wise I'm the one everyone depends on to do everything... It can be stressful.

What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

Your Birth Month Says You're Pensive

Introspective and intense, you tend to be a deep thinker. You are quiet and spiritual - and you have a unique perspective on life. Your soul reflects: Lightness, luck and an open heart Your gemstone: Ruby Your flower: Larkspur Your colors: Green and red

What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

Blogthings: A Fine Line Between Insight and Stupidity

Pensive? Sometimes. I tend to be quiet and I am spiritual but not religious. I don't know if I necessarily have much luck, though.

What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

You Are Karamel Sutra

Plain on the outside, but once someone gets in, they're stuck

What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings

That's...odd. Really odd.

What Type of Ex Are You?

You Are A Jealous Ex

You're not quite over your past, and you are hurt that your ex is moving on. You're no longer in love, but you're not done with being pissed. Jealous of any happiness that comes your ex's way, you still can't let go.

What Type of Ex Are You?

Blogthings: Take a Quiz. Annoy Your Friends.

Heck, sometimes I'm a jealous girlfriend. My boyfriend talking about one of his female friends in particular always upsets me. So this isn't remotely surprising.

What Jones Holiday Soda Are You?

You Are Pecan Pie Soda

Sweet, but totally nuts

What Jones Holiday Soda Are You?

Blogthings: Quizzes and Tests and Memes, Oh My!

Pecan Pie soda? Sounds gross. But, I guess, of the possible results one of the best. Sweet but nuts? Sounds about right!

What Part of Thanksgiving are you?

You Are The Cranberry Sauce

A little sweet, a little sour - you've got the flava! Though, you do tend to squish in people's mouths...

What Part of Thanksgiving Are You?

Blogthings: A Fine Line Between Insight and Stupidity

Well, I don't like cranberry, but it doesn't say I have to eat any. :P I guess I am a little sweet and a little sour. I can be nice or snappy.

What Kind of Pie Are You?

You Are Apple Pie

You're the perfect combo of comforting and traditional. You prefer things the way you've always known them. You'll admit that you're old fashioned, and you don't see anything wrong with that. Your tastes and preferences are classic. And classic never goes out of style. Those who like you crave security. People can rely on you to be true to yourself - and true to them. You're loyal, trustworthy, and comfortable in your own skin. And because of these qualities, you've definitely earned a lot of respect.

What Kind of Pie Are You?

Blogthings: We Have a Quiz for Almost Everything

Apple pie? Traditional? Okay, I can see it. I do have a preference towards classic things. I'm pretty okay in my own skin and pretty trustworthy, I think. I like the response. I think it fits me.

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

Your Eyes Should Be Hazel

Your eyes reflect: Intellect and sensuality People find you to be: Exciting, alluring, and unique Your best trait: You are a truly fascinating person, with many layers What's hidden behind your eyes: Subtle manipulation

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

Blogthings: A Fine Line Between Insight and Stupidity

Hazel? Well, mine our brown. I don't think I'm sensual, but I do think I'm a little smart. I'm not exciting or alluring, really, with exception of my boyfriend. I do think I have layers, though. And I can be a wee bit manipulative at times. Just sometimes.

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic

Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few. But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky. Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Blogthings: We're Not Shrinks, But We Play Them On the Internet

A cult classic? Sounds intersing. Office Space is the only one listed I really like. I can think of a lot of other cult movies I love. But quirky does describe me.

Could you pass 8th grade science?

You Passed 8th Grade Science

Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?

Blogthings: We'll Tell You The Truth... Someone Has To!

WHOO! I got it all! :P

What Color Heart Do You Have?

Your Heart Is Blue

Love is a doing word for you. You know it's love when you treat each other well. You are a giving lover, but you don't give too much. You expect something in return. Your flirting style: Friendly Your lucky first date: Lunch at an outdoor cafe Your dream lover: Is both generous and selfish What you bring to relationships: Loyalty

What Color Heart Do You Have?

The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings

My heart is blue? Well, my boyfriend and I do treat each other well. And I am more of a friendly flirt. And he is a little selfish... And I am very loyal to him. So. Seems pretty much right.