What is Your Elf Name?

Your Elf Name Is: Stubby Sugar Butt

Son of a nutcracker!

What's Your Elf Name?

The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings

Um...WTF? Stubby Sugar Butt? That is...odd...

What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

You Are a Christmas Sweater!

Over the top, colorful, and totally flashy. You're not afraid to be a little tacky.

What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!

A Christmas sweater? Not too shabby. Okay, sometimes I am a little tacky, I guess. So I guess it's right.

What Christmas Song Are You?

Your Christmas Song Is "The Chanukah Song"

O.J. Simpson Still not a jew But guess who is, The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo You're wacky, offbeat, and irreverent And you may not celebrate Christmas at all

What Christmas Carol Are You?

Blogthings: Quizzes and Tests and Memes, Oh My!

.....Just....what??

What Flavor Martini Are You?

You Are A Blueberry Martini

You are a restless drunk. You like to change drinks and venues often. You are usually the first of your friends to find a cool new dive bar or cocktail. You should never: Drink mystery drinks strangers hand you. Unless you want to wind up in foreign country. Your ideal party: Is mobile, hopping from place to place. Your drinking soulmates: Those with an Orange Martini personality. Your drinking rivals: Those with a Chocolate Martini personality.

What Flavor Martini Are You?

Blogthings: Our Quizzes Weren't Written By Bored 12 Year Olds

I don't drink so this...was kind of a pointless quiz. I like finding places, but I wouldn't drink if I actually went there. And I'd never drink a mystery drink.

What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?

Your Christmas is Most Like: Home Alone

At Christmas, you usually feel like you're going it alone. But you always have a crazy adventure!

What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?

Blogthings: We Have a Quiz for Almost Everything

I wouldn't say that I am alone during the holidays. Of the movies listed as possible answers, though, it is my favorite.

What's Your Adult Film Star Name?

Your Adult Film Star Name Is: Honey Caves

Bow-chicka-bow-bow!

What's Your Adult Film Star Name?

Blogthings: If Quizzes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Take Quizzes

....Honey. Caves. Tacky as hell, but good for a porn star, I guess...

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

You Were a Giraffe

You are a high achiever - able to reach things others can't. A great communicator, you are good at getting past superficialities.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!

HA! I'm a giraffe! We jokingly call my boyfriend a giraffe, so this is kind of funny. I'm not necessarily a high achiever, but I do have big dreams. I'm not a great communicator. Well... I second think everything I do or say. Sooooooo... yeah.

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

You Are Rudolph

Sweet and shy, you tend to be happiest when you're making someone else happy. Why You're Naughty: You sometimes stick that nose where it doesn't belong Why You're Nice: Christmas would be a sad affair without you!

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

Blogthings: Our Quizzes Weren't Written By Bored 12 Year Olds

Whoo! I'm Rudolph! I try to be sweet and I can be kind of shy... I'm not really a people person. I do try to make everyone happy. That's why I'm walked all over at work. I do sometimes stick my nose where it doesn't belong, but I'm trying to get better at minding my own business.