What is Your Elf Name?

Your Elf Name Is: Stubby Sugar Butt

Son of a nutcracker!

What's Your Elf Name?

The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings

Um...WTF? Stubby Sugar Butt? That is...odd...

What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

You Are a Christmas Sweater!

Over the top, colorful, and totally flashy. You're not afraid to be a little tacky.

What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!

A Christmas sweater? Not too shabby. Okay, sometimes I am a little tacky, I guess. So I guess it's right.

What Christmas Song Are You?

Your Christmas Song Is "The Chanukah Song"

O.J. Simpson Still not a jew But guess who is, The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo You're wacky, offbeat, and irreverent And you may not celebrate Christmas at all

What Christmas Carol Are You?

Blogthings: Quizzes and Tests and Memes, Oh My!

.....Just....what??

What Flavor Martini Are You?

You Are A Blueberry Martini

You are a restless drunk. You like to change drinks and venues often. You are usually the first of your friends to find a cool new dive bar or cocktail. You should never: Drink mystery drinks strangers hand you. Unless you want to wind up in foreign country. Your ideal party: Is mobile, hopping from place to place. Your drinking soulmates: Those with an Orange Martini personality. Your drinking rivals: Those with a Chocolate Martini personality.

What Flavor Martini Are You?

Blogthings: Our Quizzes Weren't Written By Bored 12 Year Olds

I don't drink so this...was kind of a pointless quiz. I like finding places, but I wouldn't drink if I actually went there. And I'd never drink a mystery drink.

What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?

Your Christmas is Most Like: Home Alone

At Christmas, you usually feel like you're going it alone. But you always have a crazy adventure!

What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?

Blogthings: We Have a Quiz for Almost Everything

I wouldn't say that I am alone during the holidays. Of the movies listed as possible answers, though, it is my favorite.

What's Your Adult Film Star Name?

Your Adult Film Star Name Is: Honey Caves

Bow-chicka-bow-bow!

What's Your Adult Film Star Name?

Blogthings: If Quizzes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Take Quizzes

....Honey. Caves. Tacky as hell, but good for a porn star, I guess...

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

You Were a Giraffe

You are a high achiever - able to reach things others can't. A great communicator, you are good at getting past superficialities.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

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HA! I'm a giraffe! We jokingly call my boyfriend a giraffe, so this is kind of funny. I'm not necessarily a high achiever, but I do have big dreams. I'm not a great communicator. Well... I second think everything I do or say. Sooooooo... yeah.

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

You Are Rudolph

Sweet and shy, you tend to be happiest when you're making someone else happy. Why You're Naughty: You sometimes stick that nose where it doesn't belong Why You're Nice: Christmas would be a sad affair without you!

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

Blogthings: Our Quizzes Weren't Written By Bored 12 Year Olds

Whoo! I'm Rudolph! I try to be sweet and I can be kind of shy... I'm not really a people person. I do try to make everyone happy. That's why I'm walked all over at work. I do sometimes stick my nose where it doesn't belong, but I'm trying to get better at minding my own business.

Dating Purity Test

Your Dating Purity Score: 89%

You are an innocent dater. You're either lacking in dating experience or only have had long term relationships. Either way, there's still plenty of fish in the sea out there for you to sample!

Dating Purity Test

Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones

Seems about right. I've only had one long term relationship that I'm in now, and I don't need to sample any other fish. I am quite content.

What Temperment Are You?

You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament

Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace. You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions. You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected. It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional. You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others. While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well. At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything. You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams. You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment.

What Temperament Are You?

Blogthings: We're Not Shrinks, But We Play Them On the Internet

Phlematic? That sounds...gross? I'm not very consistent in emotions at all. My emotions fluxate easily. If you are being mean spirited I can get offended easily. If it's all in good fun I can take a joke. I try not to be too demanding of my relationships. I'm also not entirely cool and collected. I'm a bit "OMG GOTTA FIX NOW". Yep, I can be lazy and unwilling to work, but I think everyone has days like that. I don't think I'm too dependent on others. Work-wise I'm the one everyone depends on to do everything... It can be stressful.

What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

Your Birth Month Says You're Pensive

Introspective and intense, you tend to be a deep thinker. You are quiet and spiritual - and you have a unique perspective on life. Your soul reflects: Lightness, luck and an open heart Your gemstone: Ruby Your flower: Larkspur Your colors: Green and red

What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

Blogthings: A Fine Line Between Insight and Stupidity

Pensive? Sometimes. I tend to be quiet and I am spiritual but not religious. I don't know if I necessarily have much luck, though.

What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

You Are Karamel Sutra

Plain on the outside, but once someone gets in, they're stuck

What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings

That's...odd. Really odd.

What Type of Ex Are You?

You Are A Jealous Ex

You're not quite over your past, and you are hurt that your ex is moving on. You're no longer in love, but you're not done with being pissed. Jealous of any happiness that comes your ex's way, you still can't let go.

What Type of Ex Are You?

Blogthings: Take a Quiz. Annoy Your Friends.

Heck, sometimes I'm a jealous girlfriend. My boyfriend talking about one of his female friends in particular always upsets me. So this isn't remotely surprising.

What Jones Holiday Soda Are You?

You Are Pecan Pie Soda

Sweet, but totally nuts

What Jones Holiday Soda Are You?

Blogthings: Quizzes and Tests and Memes, Oh My!

Pecan Pie soda? Sounds gross. But, I guess, of the possible results one of the best. Sweet but nuts? Sounds about right!

What Part of Thanksgiving are you?

You Are The Cranberry Sauce

A little sweet, a little sour - you've got the flava! Though, you do tend to squish in people's mouths...

What Part of Thanksgiving Are You?

Blogthings: A Fine Line Between Insight and Stupidity

Well, I don't like cranberry, but it doesn't say I have to eat any. :P I guess I am a little sweet and a little sour. I can be nice or snappy.

What Kind of Pie Are You?

You Are Apple Pie

You're the perfect combo of comforting and traditional. You prefer things the way you've always known them. You'll admit that you're old fashioned, and you don't see anything wrong with that. Your tastes and preferences are classic. And classic never goes out of style. Those who like you crave security. People can rely on you to be true to yourself - and true to them. You're loyal, trustworthy, and comfortable in your own skin. And because of these qualities, you've definitely earned a lot of respect.

What Kind of Pie Are You?

Blogthings: We Have a Quiz for Almost Everything

Apple pie? Traditional? Okay, I can see it. I do have a preference towards classic things. I'm pretty okay in my own skin and pretty trustworthy, I think. I like the response. I think it fits me.

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

Your Eyes Should Be Hazel

Your eyes reflect: Intellect and sensuality People find you to be: Exciting, alluring, and unique Your best trait: You are a truly fascinating person, with many layers What's hidden behind your eyes: Subtle manipulation

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

Blogthings: A Fine Line Between Insight and Stupidity

Hazel? Well, mine our brown. I don't think I'm sensual, but I do think I'm a little smart. I'm not exciting or alluring, really, with exception of my boyfriend. I do think I have layers, though. And I can be a wee bit manipulative at times. Just sometimes.

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic

Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few. But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky. Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Blogthings: We're Not Shrinks, But We Play Them On the Internet

A cult classic? Sounds intersing. Office Space is the only one listed I really like. I can think of a lot of other cult movies I love. But quirky does describe me.

Could you pass 8th grade science?

You Passed 8th Grade Science

Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?

Blogthings: We'll Tell You The Truth... Someone Has To!

WHOO! I got it all! :P

What Color Heart Do You Have?

Your Heart Is Blue

Love is a doing word for you. You know it's love when you treat each other well. You are a giving lover, but you don't give too much. You expect something in return. Your flirting style: Friendly Your lucky first date: Lunch at an outdoor cafe Your dream lover: Is both generous and selfish What you bring to relationships: Loyalty

What Color Heart Do You Have?

The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings

My heart is blue? Well, my boyfriend and I do treat each other well. And I am more of a friendly flirt. And he is a little selfish... And I am very loyal to him. So. Seems pretty much right.

How "Average American" Are You?

You Are 60% "Average American"

You are average because you live within three miles of McDonalds. You are not average since you've known your best friend for less than ten years.

How "Average American" Are You?

Blogthings: A Fine Line Between Insight and Stupidity

Living within 3 miles of a McDonalds should have nothing to do with it. And since I'm an Army brat I guess that means I'm not average.... Although, thinking about it, I guess that makes sense.

How Much Do You Know About Blogging?

Do You Even Know What a Blog Is?

You got 1/8 correct! What the heck are you doing at Blogthings?

How Much Do You Know About Blogging?

Blogthings: Learn Something Surprising About Yourself

BAHAHAHA! The quiz is from 2005, so... it's not all entirely relevent now. That's all I've got to say.

At What Price Would You Sell Out?

You Would Sell Out for $1,123,950

And not a penny less!

At What Price Would You Sell Out?

Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones

Wait...I answer every question "No" and my sell out price is lower than that in the questions? That makes NO sense.

Who Were You In High School?

You Were the All American Kid

Popular but not plastic. Athletic but not a jock. Smart but not a brain. You were well rounded and well liked in high school.

Who Were You In High School?

Blogthings: Quizzes and Tests and Memes, Oh My!

Sounds about right. Except not really athletic- the closest I got was marching band. And I wasn't "popular," but we didn't have any kids like that at my school, really. I like to think I was well rounded, and I tried to be nice to everyone. So... seems pretty good.

What's Your Pumpkin Face?

You Are A Robo Pumpkin Face

You would make a good pumpkin cyborg.

What's Your Pumpkin Face?

Blogthings: Learn Something Surprising About Yourself

A Robo Pumpkin face? That's...odd. Maybe a cyborg from Dr Who. But that's the only robot I would carve in a pumpkin.

What's Your Halloween Horoscope?

You Should Be an Angel for Halloween

You're usually the one who gives out the best candy in your neighborhood. And you really get into the halloween spirit decorating your house. Costume suggestions: A witch, wizard, or angel Signature Halloween candy: Mini peanut butter cups Scary movie you should celebrate Halloween with: Evil Dead 2

What's Your Halloween Horoscope?

Blogthings: We'll Tell You The Truth... Someone Has To!

With the exception of the movie choice this is perfect. Seriously, it fits me to a T. I try to give out awesome candy, even if it costs a bit more. I love mini peanut butter cups. I'm planning on dressing as a witch (a good witch) this Halloween. I have all these ideas for decorating my future home for Halloween and having Halloween parties. The only one I'm not a huge fan of is Evil Dead. Well, I haven't seen it, but I'm not a HUGE fan of horror films. My favorite Halloween film is Hocus Pocus.

What Should You Be For Halloween?

Your Halloween Costume Should Be Candy Corn

Eerily, that fits somehow!

What Should You Be For Halloween?

Blogthings: We're Not Shrinks, But We Play Them On the Internet

Candy Corn? Are they trying to say I'm sweet? Or...what, exactly? This is a weird answer...

How Scary Are You?

You Are Not Scary

Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?

How Scary Are You?

Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!

I'm not scary...seems about right. I'm the quiet one that scares easily :P

Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 9/10 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

Blogthings: Our Quizzes Weren't Written By Bored 12 Year Olds

I got one wrong :/ Won't lie, that kind of upsets me. I mean, I know that a lot of people wouldn't get nine correct, but it still bothers me that I missed one.

What Kind of Drunk Are You?

You're a Depressed Drunk

You know that distinct taste of tears and vodka real well.

What Kind of Drunk Are You?

Blogthings: A Fine Line Between Insight and Stupidity

I'm a depressed drunk? I don't know if that's really accurate- I haven't ever gotten drunk. When I am tipsy I tend to be really friendly, but who knows.

What's Your 1920's Name?

Your 1920's Name is: Rozella Georgetta

You're the Bee's Knees

What's Your 1920's Name?

Blogthings: We'll Tell You The Truth... Someone Has To!

Well... this is an interesting quiz. Rozella. Sounds like a disease. :/

What's Your Monster Name?

Well, good timing for Halloween!

Your Monster Name is Merciless Ogre

You Feast On: Armadillos You Lurk Around In: The Hearts of Men You Especially Like to Torment: Priests

What's Your Monster Name?

Blogthings: We're Not Shrinks, But We Play Them On the Internet

Merciless Ogre? Feeding on...Armadillos? There has to be some easier animal to feed off of. And I like to torment priests? Interesing....

What Kind of Candy Are You?

You Are Gummy Bears

You may be smooshie and taste unnatural, but you're so darn cute.

What Kind of Candy Are You?

The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings

Gummy bears? I'm smooshie (accurate...damn you weight!) and taste..unnatural? Hey, at least I'm cute. I guess.

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

You Should Get an MFA (Masters of Fine Arts)

You're a blooming artistic talent, even if you aren't quite convinced. You'd make an incredible artist, photographer, or film maker.

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

Blogthings: Our Quizzes Weren't Written By Bored 12 Year Olds

I'd love to get an MFA. I'd love to do something with film or theatre. I just... don't have the talent. Or the confidence. But it is an accurate result.

What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?

Your Hair Should Be White

Classy, stylish, and eloquent. You've got a way about you that floors everyone you meet.

What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?

The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings

White? eeeh.... I mean, when I was a toddler my hair was naturally white... but I wouldn't dye it that color. But it is one of the more normal colors of the quiz answers, so I guess that's accurate. I wouldn't dye my hair anything crazy.

What Part of Fall Are You?

You Are Fall Flowers

Beautiful yet often forgotten.

What Part of Fall Are You?

Blogthings: Take a Quiz. Annoy Your Friends.

Hmm.... I don't notice fall flowers that much. But I do love the season.

The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test

You Are Balanced - Realist - Empowered

You feel your life is controlled both externally and internally. You have a good sense of what you can control and what you should let go. Depending on the situation, you sometimes try to exert more control. Other times, you accept things for what they are and go with the flow. You are a realist when it comes to luck. You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random. You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you... But you do your best to try to make your own luck. You have a good deal of power, but you also know the pecking order. You realize that working the system does get you further. You know who to defer to and who to control. When it comes to the game of life, you play things flawlessly.

The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test

Blogthings: We're Not Shrinks, But We Play Them On the Internet

Balanced, Realist, Empowered. I do think I'm fairly balanced with how control I feel about things. I'm getting better at letting go at things I can't control. I don't believe everything comes down to luck, but sometimes things just happen to line up properly for people. I do realize where I fit in the workplace heirarchy. I don't think I play things flawlessly, but I try to do the best I can.

What's Your Pimp Name?

Your Pimp Name Is: Pimptastica Big Spenda

Your pimp hand is strong!

What's Your Pimp Name?

Blogthings: Learn Something Surprising About Yourself

Pimptastica Big Spenda? Really? I.... don't have anything to say about that...

The Animal Personality Test

You Relate to Eagles and Whales

Your Power Animal: Eagle Animal You Were in a Past Life: Whale You are active, a challenger, and optimistic. Hard-working, you are always working towards a set goal.

The Animal Personality Test

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Eagles and whales. I try to be active and optimistic, although that is not always the case. I don't know if I was a whale in a past life. I do like the ocean, though. And I do love eagles. I'm not always working towards a set goal, per se. Like...right now I'm not sure what I want to do in life. So.... that's not entirely true.

What Kind of Food Are You?

You Are Mexican Food

Spicy yet dependable. You pull punches, but people still love you.

What Kind of Food Are You?

Blogthings: We'll Tell You The Truth... Someone Has To!

Mexican food? "Spicy yet dependable"? Well, I try to be dependable. Spicy.... not so much. I don't quite understand how pulling punches would require a "yet" for people still love you. So. Yeah. Weird results.

The Three Question Personality Test

Your Personality Is Guardian

You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented. Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules. You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader. You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you. A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do. You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up. In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly. At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions. With others, you tend to be polite and formal. As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself. On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them!

The Three Question Personality Test

Blogthings: We'll Tell You The Truth... Someone Has To!

I think I'm down to earth and I very much play by the rules. I do like order, although I don't think I'm naturally a leader. I do work very hard- almost 60 hours last week. I am not too serious, though. I am careful in love. It took me years to find someone I trusted enough to open up to, and I think I made a great choice. I do try to be polite, although rude customers switch me from polite to cool very quickly. I do like organized activities, as well. I'm very OCD about things.

What's Your Japanese Subculture?

You Are a Kogyaru!

If it's cute, you'll wear it. Fake and bake, hair bleach, and bright makeup line your bathroom cabinet. As for clothes - anything that's short and cute ("kawaii!"). You are the prize object of all sorts of men - but you are really looking for a rich foreign guy. He'll find you out hanging out in Shibuya shopping at the 109, text messaging and sending photos over your cellphone.

What's Your Japanese Subculture?

Blogthings: We Have a Quiz for Almost Everything

Okay...that pic is...kinda...creepy... I don't obsess over cute clothes, and I'm not super trendy. I'm not looking for a rich husband. That pic is nothing like what I look like. So....this is...off....

How Boyish or Girlish are you?

You Are 30% Boyish and 70% Girlish

Even if you're not a girl, you're very feminine. You're in touch with your feelings, and your heart rules you. A bit of a emotional roller coaster, one moment you're up and the next you're down. But no matter what, you try to be as cute and perky as possible.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

Blogthings: Discover the Parts of Your Personality that Have Been Hiding

Well, I am a girl, so... I guess this is right? I wouldn't say that all girls are emotional roller coasters, though. My boyfriend can be quite the emotional roller coaster, but he isn't remotely girly. And being cute, personally, isn't the big thing for me. I like cute things, but I don't have to be.

What kind of Seducer Are You?

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural

You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.

What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Blogthings: A Fine Line Between Insight and Stupidity

Well, I don't really try. I never really tried to seduce my boyfriend... I just wanted him to notice me. Which he did. I do try to be happy and optimistic- at least more so than many other people I know. And I agree with the inner child thing. My boyfriend and I can be really childlike sometimes, and I rather like it.

What does your sleeping position say about you?

Your Sleeping Position Says You Need Comfort

You are secretly sensitive, but you often put up a front. Shy and private, you yearn for security. You take relationships slowly. You need lots of reassurances before you can trust. If you don't get enough sleep, you are: Cranky and a big baby It's hard to sleep next to you because: You are a light sleeper

What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

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I don't sleep in the same spot all night. I just picked the one I'm most comfortable in. This seems about right, although I am not a light sleeper. I often need reassurance, be it from my boyfriend or my boss. I like being secure. I get cranky when I'm tired (although more so when I am hungry).

How observant are you?

Your Observation Skills Get A B

Your senses are pretty sharp (okay, most of the time) And it takes something big to distract you!

How Observant Are You?

Blogthings: Take a Quiz. Annoy Your Friends.

Meh, I'm okay. I'm working on my observation skills. I do wonder what I missed, though...

How is your inner child?

Your Inner Child Is Angry

You're not an angry person. But when you don't get your way, watch out. Like a very manipulative kid, you will get what you want. Even if it takes a little kicking and screaming.

How Is Your Inner Child?

Blogthings: We'll Tell You The Truth... Someone Has To!

I wouldn't say I'm an angry inner child. I don't get too angry when I don't get what I want. Sometimes I get upset with others, but that's just when they annoy me. I can be manipulative, I guess. But I never kick and scream when I don't get what I want.

What's your superhero name?

Your Superhero Name is The Major Eye

Your Superpower is Telepathy Your Weakness is Rain Your Weapon is Your Fungal Bombs Your Mode of Transportation is Sled

What's Your Superhero Name?

Blogthings: Discover the Parts of Your Personality that Have Been Hiding

I don't like the name. The Major Eye? What type of name is that? I'm okay with the power. Telepathy could be useful. I love rain, so that's a weird weakness. Funal bombs sound....disgusting. And a sled is a strange mode of transportation. Overall, weird quiz.

How are you in love?

You Are Trusting In Love

You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often. You tend to take more than give in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.

How Are You In Love?

Blogthings: Cheaper Than a Therapist

So, multiple parts to this one. Let's break it down. I wouldn't say I fall in love often, but I did fall for my boyfriend quickly and easily. I wouldn't say I take more than I give in my relationship. I love and support my boyfriend, as he does me. I am very attached and love spending time with my boyfriend. I do get a bit aggitated when I spend my limited time with my boyfriend and he's always focused on video games. I try not to make my boyfriend change. Sometimes I get annoyed with something he does, but I don't try to change him. And I have fallen quite hard. And I trust him so very, very much.

How Machiavellian are you?

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian

You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead... But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself. You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place. You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!

How Machiavellian Are You?

Blogthings: If Quizzes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Take Quizzes

I wouldn't mow people over, and I seldom try to be ugly. When I do it isn't to get ahead, it's to get people to leave me alone, really. Last time I got a little ugly was to get a customer out of my building. I don't feel particularly powerful.